therestlessdead:

sparklyslug:

romanceclub:

That, dear friends, is the steampunk vampire hero who manages a traveling circus in a fantasy world.
He is the hero of this paranormal romance novel.
His name is Criminy Stain.
Criminy Stain.
CRIMINY STAIN.

okay where is this book where is it TELL ME NOW I WANT TO KNOW. 

please tell me this is a satire
please

I’m not even being ironic, I would read the shit out of this. And probably love it. 
Surprising no one. 

therestlessdead:

sparklyslug:

romanceclub:

That, dear friends, is the steampunk vampire hero who manages a traveling circus in a fantasy world.

He is the hero of this paranormal romance novel.

His name is Criminy Stain.

Criminy Stain.

CRIMINY STAIN.

okay where is this book where is it TELL ME NOW I WANT TO KNOW. 

please tell me this is a satire

please

I’m not even being ironic, I would read the shit out of this. And probably love it. 

Surprising no one. 

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  3. rudibee reblogged this from romanceclub and added:
    I need this book for reasons.
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    hey sam hey sam hey sam i found a romance book
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  8. stuckinabucket said: That is…some name…that the author decided was a good idea. I…it’s as distractingly bad as it sounds, isn’t it? It’s like Mickey Rourke’s fighting hat in Immortals.
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    ra didn’t we see this in the bookstore once yes? yes i think we did
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    Omnomnom…do want
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    ….As they come, eh? >.> datcover. but it does sound like I should read it o:
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    I’m not even being ironic, I would read the shit out of this. And probably love it. Surprising no one.
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  19. therestlessdead reblogged this from sparklyslug and added:
    please tell me this is a satire please